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 NO. 444 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 16 - 22, 2009 

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HILLARY VISITS EMERALD CITY
Meets with Oz, the Great and Terrible.
 
WORLD NEWS
G-20 Finance Officials Agree
To Revive Economy

Will meet more often, drink better cognac, smoke more expensive cigars.
China's Premier “Worried”
About U.S. Debt

Mulls dispatching 300 million debt collectors.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Pollution Has Dimmed Skies Over Last 30 Years
NASA releases chart (right) of trackable objects in space.
U. S. NEWS
Terrorist Watch List Hits 1 Million
One millionth suspected terrorist receives cash, gifts, fair trial.
Obama to Create White House Women’s Council
To finally answer question: What do they want?
Administration to End Use of Term, “Enemy Combatants”
Will go back to using “those bastards.”
 
REMINDER
  This depression will end once World War III starts.
 
More Riding Public Transit
You can see them from your car.
Secret Bush Memos Gave
Him Broad Powers

To wiretap without warrant, detain without cause, move ball without penalty.
Obama Vows to Overhaul Food Safety System as Part of Stimulus
Much of nation's food supply “shovel ready.”
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