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PEOPLE
Slim, $53.5 Billion, Barely Edges Gates, $53 Billion, as World's Richest Man
Came down to giant balls of string each had saved since childhood, with Slim's measuring half an inch longer.
Limbaugh: If Health Reform Passes "I'll Move to Costa Rica"
Where he can be treated for an occasional OxyContin overdose by their highly regarded government-run health system.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
After Huge Campaign on Facebook, Betty White to Host SNL
Her “favorite show” when she was growing up.
 
BUSINESS
Toyota Luring Buyers Back
With Incentives

Competitors complain offering Chinese “comfort women” goes too far.
Fed Official: Economy Won't
Revive Until 2013

According to Mayan Calendar.
SCIENCE
Future: Brain Scanners Coming
That Can Read Minds

Early versions expected be too cumbersome to take along on dates.
Woman Tries To Shut Down
Large Hadron Collider Over
Apocalypse Fears

German court rules she's nuts, but adjourns early just in case.
Researchers: Fat is Sixth Taste
Joins sweet, sour, salty, bitter and expensive.
Common Weed Killer Turns Male Frogs into Females
“Like a bad science fiction movie,” says Kermit.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Placebos Twice as
Effective as 30 Years Ago

In parallel study, people found to be twice as gullible as 30 years ago.
Study: Older Men More
Interested in Thinking About
Sex Than Older Women

Older women more interested in reading about it.

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