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 NO. 489 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 25 - 31, 2010 

Jan 11
Feb 1
STARS COME OUT TO RAISE MILLIONS
Big names perform on “Hope for Conan” telethon.
 
WORLD NEWS
Biden in Iraq to Diffuse Latest Crisis
Will tell a few Sunni jokes to Shiites, Shiite jokes to Sunnis.
Women Drink Free Nights, Speed
Drinking Competitions Banned in UK

Women’s speed drinking nights still on.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Last Decade Warmest Ever
Sizzling temperatures, hot fashions, spicy food.
Report: Company Inscribing Bible Quotes on Its Military Gun Sights
To be used in war against religious extremists.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Administration to Hold 50 Detainees Indefinitely Without Trials
“We don't need no stinkin' trials,” explains top aide.
CIA to Once Again Share Climate Data With Environmental Scientists
Has treasure trove of info from Curveball.
 
 
REMINDER
  One corporation, one vote.
 
Palin Believed Candidacy
Was God’s Plan

As was offer from Fox.
 
TRAVEL
Carnival Bans Cougars,
Cubs From Cruises

But not elderly gentlemen traveling with their nieces.
Cayman Islands Looking Into
Death of Ship Passenger

Authorities suspect foul play on Murder Your Spouse in the Caribbean Cruise.
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