Ironic Times

 NO. 71 "Expect the Ironic" JANUARY 21 - 27, 2002 

Jan 14
Jan 28
One-Man Flying Vehicle Debuts
Inventor says he's already had interest from "some Middle Eastern men."
WORLD NEWS
Alleged Shoe Bomber
Pleads Not Guilty

Says he was only trying to blow his foot off.
Still Another Argentine Politician Accepts Presidency
Captured, sworn in after brief chase.
Musharraf: Bin Laden Dead
Of Kidney Failure

Came to him in a dream, he reveals.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Protestors Fill Streets in Argentina or Pakistan
But it might be Gaza, Colombia, Indonesia, Nigeria, South Korea, or France.
U. S. NEWS
Ashcroft Wants Stiff Sentence
For American Taliban

Life in prison without the possibility of a book deal.
State, Federal Officials Must Recuse Themselves from Enron Investigation
Off-shore gambling interests will conduct inquiry.
Arthur Andersen Shreds Itself
Accounting firm no longer exists.
 
 REMINDER
      It’s okay to be sarcastic again.
 
Cabinet Members Distance
Themselves From Enron

Several moving to Venezuela "until this thing blows over."
 
CULTURE
Europe's First Brothel
For Women Closes

Owner blamed fact that, in three years, there were no customers.
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