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 NO. 332 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 22 - 28, 2007 

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RICE PAYS SURPRISE VISIT TO BAGHDAD
Shown: she steps outside Green Zone for brief peek at conditions.
 
WORLD NEWS
In Test, Chinese Missile
Destroys Satellite

Fortunately, it's the one transmitting the Golf Channel.
Chavez, Ahmadinejad in Multibillion-
Dollar Economic Cooperation Pact

Venezuela will send oil to Iran, Iran will send oil to Venezuela.
 
TRENDS
51% of American Women
Living Without Spouse

And watching whatever channel they want.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Doomsday Clock Set to Seven Minutes After Midnight
Scientists, preoccupied with nuclear annihilation, admit they failed to anticipate global warming.
U. S. NEWS
Cheney Threatens Iran
If they don't stop meddling in Iraq, he'll use his power as Vice President to order massive nuclear strike.
Pentagon Sets Rules for
Trials of Detainees

Hearsay evidence, coerced statements okay, as long as they confirm preconceived assumptions.
Bush Administration Cuts Back on Satellites Tracking Climate Change
“What we don't know can't hurt us,” explains spokesman.
 
REMINDER
  Talk to your kids about trans fats.
 
Cost of Iraq War Put at $1.2 Trillion
Money that could have gone to wealthiest .2% of Americans as part of steeper tax cuts.
Libby Legal Team Looks for
Jurors Who Trust Cheney

Could delay trial indefinitely.
Testosterone Levels in U.S. Males Plunge Over Last 20 Years
Men blame more housework, parenting.
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