Ironic Times

 NO. 280 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 23 - 29, 2006 

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PENTAGON HAS NEW BLIMP ON DRAWING BOARD
Would be used to bomb enemy's sporting events.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bad News: Cost of Iraq War
Could Reach $2 Trillion

Good news: China will lend it to us.
Bush Gets Support for “Unitary Theory” of Presidency
From Kim Jong-il.
 
FACTOID
There Were 40,621,000 College
Graduates in 2003

There were 40,621,000 college graduates who moved back in with their parents in 2004.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Chinese Visited America 75 Years Before Columbus
According to this placemat recently discovered at Chun Lee Palace restaurant.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Upholds Assisted Suicide
Administration hails decision as go-ahead to ignore global warming.
Cheney: Domestic Spying
Key Weapon in Global Fight
Against Terrorism

And those who think otherwise should be tortured.
 
REMINDER
   Living above the poverty line is the
   best revenge.
 
Census: Population Will Reach 300 Million in October
Barring another administration catastrophe.
Army Raises Top Age for New Recruits From 35 to 42
Allows millions more who supported war not to enlist.
Bush Welcomes Medicare Scandal
Hopes it distracts public's attention from bribery, spying, Katrina, Plame, Iraq scandals.
 
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