Ironic Times

 NO. 124 "Expect the Ironic" JAN 27 - FEB 2, 2003 

Jan 20
Feb 3
 
  BAD WEATHER DELAYS FIRST ALL-NUDE FLIGHT
Passengers forced to sleep in airport terminal.
 
WORLD NEWS
"Supersizing" Gaining Popularity in Third World
One Mighty Kids Meal can feed the population of Somalia.
 
U. S. NEWS
Bush Losing Patience, Says
"Time is Running Out"

May be forced to bomb UN inspectors if they don't find anything.
State Department Issues Warning to Americans Overseas
Tells them not to listen to what everyone else is saying about us.
President Says Economy Doing Well
Makes remarks at meeting of Billionaires Club.
U. S. NEWS - CONT'D
SEC Weakens Anti-Corruption Rules
Reduces slap on wrist to stern glare of disapproval.
Hollywood Blamed for
High Level of Violence

President has been watching too much television.
Identity Thefts Double in 2002, But
Are Expected to Decline in 2003

Most good identities already stolen.
 
 
REMINDER
      You're not dreaming.
 
House GOP Weakens Ban on
Gifts from Lobbyists

Luxury boxes at Washington Wizards games a form of free speech, they reason.
Tax Burden Shifts to States
States shift burden to counties, counties to cities, cities to neighborhoods, neighborhoods to you, now pay up.
Head of National Highway
Traffic Safety Administration
Says SUVs Are Unsafe

Shortly before being stripped of his citizenship and shot.
 
LAW
San Francisco Bans Segways
In bathhouses.
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