Ironic Times

 NO. 176 "Expect the Ironic" JAN 26 - FEB 1, 2004 

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GLUT OF CELEBRITY
TRIALS OVERWHELMING
COURT SYSTEM
Outsourcing jury selection to other
countries may be solution, says one
legal expert.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraqis Demanding Popular Vote
Bush administration pushing for Electoral College system.
U.S. Names New Chief Inspector
For WMD Hunt in Iraq

David Kay replaced by Inspector Clouseau.
Karachi's Public Transportation System Beefed Up
Added buses allow commuters to leave their cars at home, and relax.
U. S. NEWS
Dean Fires Campaign Manager
Tells Hulk Hogan his services are no longer needed.
White House Counters Kerry
War Hero Image

Two former frat brothers come forward to say Bush “saved their asses” during pledge week initiation pranks.
Wal-Mart Accused of Locking
Workers in Stores

Prevented them from escaping to better jobs in Mexico.
 
REMINDER
   Itís never too late to join a cult.
 
Study: Obesity Costs Taxpayers
$39 Billion a Year

And that’s just in alterations.
 
LAW
Microsoft Sues Teenager
Mike Rowe Over Domain
Name, "MikeRoweSoft"

Company seeks death penalty.
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