Ironic Times

NO. 19 "Expect the Ironic" JANUARY 22 - 28, 2001

Jan 15
Jan 29
BUSHES ATTEND FIRST EXECUTION TOGETHER
Gala event caps Inaugural festivities.
WORLD NEWS
French Cling to Tradition,
Culture, Language

But rest of world only cares about their fries.
Spontaneous Human
Combustion Up 23%

Public being warned to "stay cool."
 
INTERNET
New Cyber-Communities Built
Around Inter-Connected
Network Hubs Thriving

Unfortunately, nobody knows what the hell that means.
 
PEOPLE
PINOCHET FIT FOR TRIAL
Khadafy, Milosevic, Amin set as character witnesses.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Voids U.S. Constitution
Rules 1787 document violates Articles of Confederation.
Bush Announces Economic Plan: Hotels on Boardwalk, Park Place
If plan fails, get money from Dad's friends.
Clinton, Lewinsky Will Marry in June
"Love Story of the Century" to have happy ending.
 
REMINDER
  When referring to the President of the
  United States, it's now “That idiot,
  Bush,” not “That slimeball, Clinton.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
NBC Reveals "Survivor" Battle Plans
Special nude episodes of "Friends" to run opposite CBS blockbuster.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New York City Rolls Out
First Pay Toilets
$2000-a-month buys privacy right in the heart of Manhattan.
 
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