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 NO. 488 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 18 - 24, 2010 

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  HAITIAN DISASTER PROVOKES OUTPOURING OF SYMPATHY THROUGHOUT WORLD
 
Only two (right) out of 6 billion unsympathetic.
WORLD NEWS
North Korea to Encourage U.S. Tourism
Free breakfast in your cell.
Brit. Official: Blair Was
Not Bush’s “Poodle”

Made catastrophic decision to invade Iraq all by himself.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
10-Meter-Wide Mystery Object Just Misses Earth
Had it impacted, enough dust would have been kicked up into the atmosphere to cancel last weekend's playoff games and everything else.
U. S. NEWS
NASA Cuts Price of Shuttles From $42 Million to $28 Million
Plus shipping and handling.
Floor Caves Under Weight
Watchers Weigh-in

Spokeswoman says, “It's not funny.
75 Million Fewer Riders
On New York Subways

Number of those sleeping in subways on the rise.
 
REMINDER
  Set your doomsday clock back to six minutes before midnight.
 
New York Cabbie Arrested
In Terror Plot

Became enraged, alienated after attempting to drive crosstown on 51st St. at rush hour.
In One Day, New Jersey Sees Startling Spike in Cases of Glaucoma
Same day state assembly legalizes medical marijuana.
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