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 NO. 437 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 26 - FEB 1, 2009 

Jan 19
Feb 2
 
OBAMA GETS DOWN TO WORK
Right: he signs his first IOU to China.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Abu Ghraib to Reopen
Under new management.
World Economy Deteriorating Even Faster Than Predicted Two Weeks Ago
Not enough money to predict how bad it will be two weeks from now.
Obama Sending George Mitchell to Middle East
To check for steroid use.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Pope Benedict Launches Own YouTube Channel
"Flying hat" video (right) goes viral.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Bans All Lobbying in His Administration
Bows to intense pressure from anti-lobbying lobby.
Supreme Court, by 5-4, Says Evidence From Unlawful Search Admissible
Writing for majority, Scalia calls warrants “big waste of time.”
Cheney Injures Back
Loading official documents into incinerator.
 
REMINDER
  The early nerd gets the computer worm.
 
Jenna, Barbara Leave Note of Helpful Hints for Sasha, Malia
Where to hide booze, boyfriends.
Study: Cleaner Air Over Past Twenty Years Adds 5 Months to U.S. Lifespan
Rocket fuel, pharmaceuticals in water subtract 10.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Kellogg's Adds New Snack Product
Toasty Crackers without Salmonella will appeal to health conscious shoppers.
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