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 NO. 453 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 18 - 24, 2009 

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OBAMA'S PICK TO RUN AFGHAN WAR ONCE RAN ASSASSINATION UNIT FOR CHENEY
But he's probably changed a lot since then.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea Will Bolster
Nuclear Arsenal

“Better safe than sorry,” says Kim Jong-il.
Saudi Arabia's Miss Beautiful
Morals Forced to Resign

After picture surfaces of her in street clothes.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
2-Year-Old British Toddler Becomes Youngest Member of Mensa
Says she's “flabbergasted.”
U. S. NEWS
Healthcare CEOs Promise to Cut Costs By $2 Trillion
And join a monastery.
$2.4 Billion in Budget for “Clean Coal”
Much of it to study long-term effect of oxymorons.
 
REMINDER
  Never say "never say never."
 
Social Security, Medicare
Funds to Run Out Much
Sooner Than Thought

You may want to consider turning the heat off in grandpa's room.
Poll: Fewer Americans Planning Summer Vacations
Plan to spend summer looking for jobs.
 
POLITICS
Critics Slam Obama for Maintaining Bush Policies
He tells them not to go “nucular.”
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