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 NO. 454 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 25 - 31, 2009 

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ANIMATRONIC OBAMA READIED FOR DISNEY WORLD
He'll greet visitors at entrance to Change Land.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq Election Postponed Until Jan. 30
(Note: Iraq is country of 28 million people located in the Middle East between Syria and Iran.)
Pentagon: 1 in 7 Freed From
Gitmo Return to Terrorism

Other six are cab drivers or work in convenience stores.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Feud Breaks Out Between Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh
Biggest schism since Hitler, Stalin parted company.
U. S. NEWS
90 Senators Vote Against Closing
Guantanamo, Relocating Detainees

Since we have no prisons here.
Pentagon Says It Now No Longer Includes Bible Quotes on Cover Page of White House Daily Briefings on Iraq
They've been replaced by Doonesbury.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the golden age of downsizing.
 
Geithner: No Plans to Cap
Executive Pay

Or he’d never play squash in New York again.
Biden Reveals Location of Cheney's “Secure, Undisclosed” Bunker
It's on the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Good News: Senate Passes Credit Card Bill
Bad news: you still have to pay your credit card bill.
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