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ART
Earliest Known Michelangelo Identified
Painted when he was 12, it will be featured on upcoming “Before They Were Stars.”
 
FEATURE
  Race to Build the Perfect Car
Many seeking the ideal of a clean, economical, fun-to-drive vehicle. Here's a comparison of the leading approaches being taken. [SEE CHART BELOW]
POLITICS
Poll: New Yorkers Prefer
Spitzer to Paterson

He was more fun to read about.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
World's Longest Couch Rolled Out for Public Display
But nobody can find the remote.
Traces of Cocaine Detected
In Air of Madrid, Barcelona

According to Spain's Tourist Bureau.
     Type Pros   Cons
  Hybrid good mileage   still burns gas
  Plug-in Electric great mileage   high electric bills
  Hydrogen clean   fear of nuclear explosion
  Solar no fuel   no passengers
  Water cheap, clean   goofy
  Air cheaper, cleaner   goofier
  Magnet cheapest, cleanest   none

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