Ironic Times

 NO. 192 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 17 - 23, 2004 

May 10
May 24
 
NATIONWIDE SUPERSIZING RING BROKEN
Thousands arrested in massive sweep.
 
WORLD NEWS
European Union Adds 10 New Members
They'll share common currency, mutual disdain.
Martha Stewart Makes
Surprise Visit to Iraq

Hopes to bolster sagging image.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA to Delay New Power
Plant Emission Rules to
Gather Further Comment

From those still breathing.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Beauties on Display
Miss Cayman Islands (shown) competes in Miss Offshore Tax Shelter Pageant, eventually won by Miss Bermuda.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Job-Approval Rating
Sinks to All-Time Low

As his lead over Kerry widens.
Job Situation Improving
288,000 new damage control experts hired in April.
Army Times Calls for
Rumsfeld's Ouster

Pentagon dismisses newspaper as "propaganda arm of Al Qaeda."
 
REMINDER
  Outlaw low-riding jeans and only
  outlaws will wear them.
 
Poll: Country Split Evenly on
Prisoner Abuse Scandal

Half is ashamed, half is proud.
Kerry Catching Fire With White, Male, Middle-Aged, Dour Intellectuals
They find him enigmatic.
 
BUSINESS
Low Carb Fallout: Collapse of
Doughnut Industry Worse
Than Tech Bubble

Poses serious threat to local law enforcement.
 
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