 MOST AMERICANS
EXPECTED TO EXERCISE THEIR
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
By not voting. |
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126 Nations Sign Pact to Prevent
Tax Evasion
Holdouts: How-Can-We-Help-You-Evade Switzerland,
United States of Fawning-Servants-of-the 1% America. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Blesses Exorcists
And says some nice things about exterminators. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Scary Clowns
Causing Panic Across Europe
Almost any subcompact car could be filled with them. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Stocks Hit New Highs
You'll be thrilled to learn. |
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Fed to End Quantitative Easing
Will continue qualitative easing,
at least for the near term. |
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Ebola Panic Spreads
Everybody wants their neighbor quarantined. |
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| REMINDER |
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Apparently, 1.35 billion Facebook
users don't like you. |
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Newly Disclosed Documents
Reveal We Used 1,000 Nazis
As Spies During Cold War
Other were used to play Nazis on
TV and in movies. |
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| POLITICS |
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Control of Senate Comes Down to
3 States: Iowa, Colorado, Georgia
Fate of free world rests in hands of
farmers, stoners and rednecks. |
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