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SPACE
NASA: Rocket Successfully Deflected Asteroid Into New Orbit
Proves humans “not needed,” agency adds, aiming remark at Hollywood.
 
POLITICS
Trump Reacts to Subpoena
With 14-Page Letter

It's succinct, grounded in legal reasoning, and – the subpoena, that is; Trump's letter is an unhinged rant filled with falsehoods and loopy speculation.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Birth Rate Plunged During Pandemic Due to Social Distancing
Very few Zoom babies.
 
SPORTS
Report: Chess Gaining Popularity Among NFL Players
Some see it as a source of income after they retire.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the Saudis' decision to reduce oil production, we referred to Crown Prince Muhammad's well-known history of “cutting off arms sales.” It should have read: “cutting off arms.” We regret the error.
FEATURE
According to a recent poll, what percentage of voters views climate change as the most important problem facing the country?
   A )  64%  
   B )  59%  
   C )  48%  
   D )  1%  
Hint: well, at least 3% of those under 30 think it is.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
UK: Activists Splash Tomato Soup on Van Gogh's Sunflowers at National Gallery
Simultaneously, in New York, activists throw sunflowers at Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans.

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