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PEOPLE
Report: Trump Wanted to Rip
Open Shirt, Reveal He's Superman Upon Leaving Hospital

But he was too weak and out of breath.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Abandons Stimulus Talks
“Don't be afraid of poverty, don't let it dominate you,” he reassures public.
U.S. Debt Now Projected to
Be Larger Than U.S. Economy

And that's not including what Trump owes Russia.
Report: 50 Richest Americans Worth as Much as Poorest 165 Million
“It would be just as unfair if the situation were reversed,” says supply side economist.
 
MEDIA
Twitter Begins Flagging Misinformation With Warning
“The President heard this from an unreliable source.”
SCIENCE
Scientist Predicts AI Will
Become Earth's “Dominant
Life-Form” and Keep Humans
“Like We Keep Plants”

Suggests we “drink plenty of water.”
New Research: Humans Evolving “at a Faster Rate Than at Any
Point in the Past 250 Years”

We're getting taller, stronger, and dumber.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Pentagon to Outfit and Steer Military Dogs with Augmented Reality Goggles
Virtual squirrels keep them headed in the right direction.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Most Homemade Masks
Stop Coronavirus Particles

But wearing a mask is a sign of unmanliness, so use your own judgment.

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