CREEPY CLOWN
FRIGHTENS ENTIRE NATION
Public urged to shelter in place. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Objects to Israeli Plan for New
Settlement, Which is Called New
Neighborhood in Old Settlement
Palestinians prepare for new intifada, which
they will call new phase of old intifada. |
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England: Victorian Painting
Appraised on Antiques
Roadshow at $300,000-$450,000
Depending on latest exchange rate for
British pound. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Candidates React
as Hurricane Matthew Wreaks Death,
Destruction in Caribbean, U.S.
Horrible, says Clinton;
Mar-a-Lago was spared, says Trump. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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FBI: Foreign Hackers Trying
To Affect Election
Once in voting booth, voters will discover
their only choice is either Trump or Trump. |
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Numerous States Poised to
Legalize Recreational Marijuana
Assuming advocates remember date of
election, location of polling place,
number of initiative, and whether
to vote yes or no. |
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REMINDER |
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You need both a public and private position. |
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TRUMP
EASILY WINS DEBATE!
According to LockHerUp.com poll. |
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ELECTION 2016 |
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Trump's Former Lawyer: We
Met With Him in Pairs,
Because He'd Lie About it Later
His current lawyer brings along entire law firm. |
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