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AMERICANS CAUTIOUSLY VENTURE
OUT AGAIN ON HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Careful to maintain social distancing. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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England: 1 in 5 Believe
Coronavirus a Hoax
Perpetrated by anti-monarchist Scots. |
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TRENDS |
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Survey: Children Swearing
More During Pandemic
“When's fuckin' kindergarten going to
open?” asks one precocious five-year-old. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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White House Defends President
Golfing During Pandemic
“He needs a break from tweeting,”
says aide. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Says He's Been
Taking Hydroxychloroquine,
Despite Warnings
“Guy on TV said 'what have you got to lose?'” |
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Report: Administration
Recruiting Doctors Who
Will Echo Trump Line
Project codenamed “Calling All Quacks”
proceeding with haste. |
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REMINDER |
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It's Friday, do you know
where your Inspector General is? |
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82% Say Universal Healthcare
Needed During Pandemic
After it's over they say it should
return to being a contract perk. |
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Study: Talking Can Generate
Coronavirus Droplets That
Linger Up to 14 Minutes
Public urged to stop talking. |
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POLITICS |
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49 of 50 Governors
Have Higher Approval
Rating Than President
“My TV ratings are better,” he points out. |
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