“TRUMP DEATH
CLOCKS” POPPING UP ALL OVER
A furious Trump tweets: “They're
running way too fast!” |
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WORLD NEWS |
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South Korea: Coronavirus Tracking
App Exposes Cheating Partners
Even if they're practicing social distancing. |
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POLL |
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Only 51% of Republicans Would
Take Coronavirus Vaccine
Rest would rather drink bleach. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Shanghai
Disneyland Reopens
Visitors must social distance, avoid
contact with mice. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Boasts About 12.5 Million
Tests for Coronavirus
Includes 6 million in West Wing. |
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White House Worried About
What Will Happen if Trump
Becomes Infected, Incapacitated
Equally panicked: Twitter. |
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REMINDER |
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Give me liberty or give me
hydroxychloroquine. |
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Report: White House Trying
To Lower Death Rates by
Changing Counting Method
Fingers and toes will replace computer databases. |
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POLITICS |
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23% of Republicans Think
GOP Should Nominate
Someone Other Than Trump
Their top three choices: Kanye West,
Michael Flynn, My Pillow guy. |
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