KIM JONG IL GOES TO CHINA,
MEETS WITH HU JINTAO
Says he wants an IMAX, “or else.” |
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Israeli War Game Assumes
Iran Has Nuke
Just for pretend. |
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Chavez to Seize Pepsi-Cola Warehouse
Cola Council calls it “act of war.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 13-Year-Old American
Climbs Everest, Calls His Mom
Asks her to come pick him up. |
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GAO: 16 Terrorists Passed
Through Airport Security Between
2004-2008
All reported pleasant, uneventful
flights. |
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Arizona Threatens LA with Power Cutoff
Demands proof Villaraigosa a U.S. citizen. |
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Avoidable
catastrophic accidents
happen. |
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Texas School Board Adopts New
Curriculum
Students can finally learn about our
Founding Fathers, Newt Gingrich and Phil
Gramm. |
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Kentucky Senate Candidate
Rand Paul Confusing Voters
He'd legalize pot but allow sellers to
discriminate against buyers. |
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