IRELAND: GAY COUPLES THRILLED
AS COUNTRY  VOTES
TO LEGALIZE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
However, they'll
have to go to Scotland if they want to get
divorced. |
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Discovered Among Bin Laden's Papers:
Al Qaeda Job Applications
Questions include, “Do you wish to execute
a suicide mission?” and “How many virgins
will you require in Paradise?” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Microsoft Study: Average Human
Attention Span Eight Seconds
Which means you've already moved
on to another story. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Obama Opens
Own Twitter Account
First tweet: “Drone strike successfully
wipes out ISIL compound in Syria.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress Goes on Short Break
Without Renewing Patriot Act
On May 31st, at midnight, you can speak freely. |
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Obama Bars Transfers of Weaponized
Aircraft, Bayonets, Grenade Launchers,
Armored Vehicles That Run on Tracks
to Local Police
Because they may not need all of that to
protect community from unarmed black
teens running away. |
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Androids are humanoids too. |
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Air Bag Maker Issues Recall for 34 Million
Bags in BMWs, Hondas, Chryslers,
Daimler Trucks, Fords, GMs, Mazdas,
Mitsubishis, Nissans, Subarus, Toyotas
Not affected: horses. |
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South Carolina Passes Bill Requiring
All Cops Wear Body Cameras
Be sure to smile when you're pulled over. |
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| POLITICS |
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Poll: Only 1% Have Never
Heard of Hillary Clinton
And say they'll never hear of her. |
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