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FRIST INVOKES
NUCLEAR OPTION
Capitol (shown) and
surrounding area suffer
greatest damage. |
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Freedom, Prosperity on the
March in Iraq
Prostitution now legal. |
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Dissidents Allowed to Chant
“Down With Fidel” in Havana
Man with “Down With Big Oil”
bumper-sticker barred from attending
Bush rally in Ohio. |
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Kuwaiti Parliament Votes to Allow
Women to Vote, Run for Office
Also, on special occasions, to be seen in public. |
| THE WAR |
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U.S. Outraged
At Release of Saddam
Photos
Bush demands formal
apology from himself. |
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U.S. Defaults
on Chinese Loans
Fort Knox relocates to Beijing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress May Limit Combat
Roles for Women
However, all tank crews will be required
to have one along to ask for directions. |
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Federal Court Rules Certs
Breath Mint, Not Candy Mint
Case could go to Supreme Court, where
conservative majority may follow last
year's decision in Less Filling v. Great
Taste. |
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REMINDER
 The
Dark Ages lasted only a
thousand years. |
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Americans Not Spending Enough
Time Waiting on Line at DMV
New immigration law should fix that. |
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Experts: Housing Bubble
About to Burst
Homeless bubble in no danger. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Watching TV Makes
You Smarter
Congratulations, you're a genius. |
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