WORLD DOES NOT END
No naked Christian babes float up into
the sky, as had been hoped. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Ex-IMF Chief Gets $1 Million
Bail
For which he had to put up Greece. |
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Netanyahu Says Obama’s
Call for Return to 1967 Borders
Indefensible
Calls for return to 970 BC borders. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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On
Her First Visit to Ireland, Queen
Turns Down Pint of Guinness
Prince Philip, on the other hand,
had to be carried back to his
hotel. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Schwarzenegger Fathered
Child 10 Years Ago With
Long-Time Household Staffer
Secret kept until child began speaking
with heavy Austrian accent. |
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REMINDER |
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This
is just an intellectual
lull in human history. |
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Kentucky Approves Tax Breaks
For Noah’s Ark Theme Park
Denies aid for flood victims. |
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Obama Signs Plain Writing Act
Commencement thereof enacted by consensus
heretofore inaccessible in consequence of
unrelenting partisan antagonism. |
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POLL |
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For First Time, Majority
Approves of Same-Sex Marriage
Does not approve of heterosexual
marriage. |
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