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FLAME LIT IN GREECE
Lighter fluid supplied by Germany. |
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Putin Names Medvedev Prime Minister
Reward for his Oscar-worthy performance as “Interim President.” |
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Britain Slips Back Into Recession
as Olympic Games Loom
Cameron pins hopes on winning enough gold
medals to pay off debt. |
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Austerity Out in France, Greece
And looking shaky in Wisconsin. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Long-Range
Sonic Weapons Emitting Painfully Loud
Beams to Be Deployed at London
Olympics
They will be used on anyone caught
blowing a vuvuzela. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Romney Defends “One Man, One
Woman” Marriage
And to Hell with his ancestors. |
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Greene County, Virginia Republican Party
Calls for “Armed Revolution Should We
Fail With the Power of the Vote in November”
Secret Service, FBI: hello? |
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| REMINDER |
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An affair should be between a
married man and a married woman. |
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| POLITICS |
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Report: Romney Bullied Gay
Student While in Prep School
Burnishing his image with conservatives. |
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 Texas
Inmate Finishes 2nd to Obama in
West Virginia Primary
Says he provides “real alternative” to Romney. |
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