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EXISTENCE OF
BERMUDA TRIANGLE
CONFIRMED
$70 billion in U.S.
corporate tax |
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| revenues mysteriously
disappear there every year. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Putin Agrees to Cut Nuclear
Warheads
Bush agrees to cut nucular warheads. |
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Arafat Promises Elections
Or at least a show of hands. |
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Queen Gets Tattoo for Jubilee
Since domineering mum's death,
she's "come out of her
shell," says friend. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Carter Visit to Cuba a Boon
to
Some U.S. Companies
Planters, Reese's, Skippy, Jif
announce trade agreements. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Republicans
Criticized for Selling
Bush Sept. 11 Photo
Shows President on phone
with Vice President
discussing how much to
charge for picture. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Had Advance Warning of
Attack
But he "did not have sex with Monica
Lewinsky," says Ari Fleischer. |
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3 Million Truckers Recruited
to Help Spot Threats to Homeland Security
Like huge, diesel-spewing semis driven by
sleep-deprived lunatics on speed. |
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REMINDER
Now would be a good
time to restate your
company's earnings. |
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Average Farmer's Subsidy Twice
That of Welfare Recipient
But "we eat twice as much,"
says one farmer. |
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Eleven Priests in Midwest Did
Not Abuse Children, Church Claims
No one has come forward to accuse any of
them of past or present sex crimes. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Thousands of Climbers Scale
Mt. Everest
Long lines, fighting at summit. |
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| ANSWER
TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLER |
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| 10,000 is the correct number of
years before it will be safe to visit Las Vegas. |
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