 SENATORS AGREE
HAYDEN “RIGHT MAN”
FOR JOB
Missed warnings of 9/11
attack, ran illegal spy
operation, but follows orders. |
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Putin Encourages Russians to
Have More Children
And fewer elections. |
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First Signs of Normalcy
Return to Afghanistan
Taliban resumes public executions. |
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Castro Denies Report He's
Extremely Rich
“I'm comfortable,” he says. |
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| POLL |
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Half Think Congress Corrupt
Other half on the take. |
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| PEOPLE |
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'08
Presidential Race Heats
Up
Condi (right) may already
have leg up on Hillary. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Border Patrol to Be Heavily
Outsourced
Many will come from just across border. |
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Major News Media Becoming
More Skeptical, Independent
All gov't press releases subject to
rigorous spell check before publication. |
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| REMINDER |
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Don't burn the flag
at your gay wedding while cursing in
Spanish. |
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English Declared
“National” Language
Newspeak declared “official”
language. |
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Airport Security Now Looking
For Unusual Behavior
Passengers acting overly humble, gracious
or kind taken to cordoned-off area to be
thoroughly searched. |
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| MEDIA |
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Mag: Bush Hopes to Make
“Saving Iran” His Legacy
Would replace his current legacy,
“Destroying Planet.” |
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