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BUSH NOT TOLD
OF CODE RED EVACUATION
OF CAPITOL
President could not be
disturbed, was re-reading “The
Pet Goat.” |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Crusades Movie Opens to
Blah B.O. in Middle East
Studio cites good weather, tough competition,
other factors in film's lackluster
performance. |
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Cuba Announces Military Base
Closings
Guantanamo tops list. |
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British Document Confirms
Pre-War Intelligence “Fixed”
Revelation reportedly surprises several
people. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Rolling Stones Announce
Next Tour
The “I Can't Believe They're Still Able
to Walk Without Assistance” tour kicks
off this summer. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Administration
Reorganizes Again
Federal judges will be hired by Director
of Homeland Judiciary, eliminating
divisive confirmation battles. |
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Analysis: Bolton Will Shake
Things Up at UN
For starters, translators better tell him
what he wants to hear. |
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REMINDER
Slightly overweight is
the new thin. |
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EPA Puts Lead-Paint
Regulations on Hold
Agency wants to see “many more
examples” of mental retardation
before it takes action. |
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Surprising Report: Government
Computers Hacked
Had been thought too obsolete to be
hacked. |
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MILESTONES |
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World Leaders Gather to
Mark “V-I Day”
Parades, pageantry mark second year since
Iraq war declared officially over. |
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