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 OBAMA'S
PICK TO RUN AFGHAN WAR ONCE RAN
ASSASSINATION UNIT FOR CHENEY
But he's probably changed a lot since then. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Will Bolster
Nuclear Arsenal
“Better safe than sorry,” says
Kim Jong-il. |
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Saudi Arabia's Miss Beautiful
Morals Forced to Resign
After picture surfaces of her in street
clothes. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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2-Year-Old
British Toddler Becomes
Youngest Member of Mensa
Says she's “flabbergasted.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Healthcare CEOs Promise to
Cut Costs By $2 Trillion
And join a monastery. |
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$2.4 Billion in Budget for
“Clean Coal”
Much of it to study long-term effect of
oxymorons. |
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| REMINDER |
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Never
say "never say
never." |
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Social Security, Medicare
Funds to Run Out Much
Sooner Than Thought
You may want to consider turning the heat
off in grandpa's room. |
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Poll: Fewer Americans
Planning Summer Vacations
Plan to spend summer looking for jobs. |
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| POLITICS |
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Critics Slam Obama for
Maintaining Bush Policies
He tells them not to go
“nucular.” |
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