Ironic Times

 NO. 317 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 9 - 15, 2006 

Oct 2
Oct 16
 
CONDI VISITS IRAQ, WARNS LEADERS THEY HAVE LIMITED TIME TO STEM VIOLENCE
Specifically, until November 7.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea Explodes Nuclear Weapon
Claims it's only intended for peaceful purposes.
U.S. Changes Initiative From “New Middle East” to “Future Middle East”
Not involving itself in peace talks will remain unchanged.
Sen. Frist Suggests Allowing Taliban Back Into Afghan Government
Admires their strong religious faith.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
 
Another GOP Candidate Caught In Embarrassing Situation
He's photographed shaking hands with President Bush.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman: Iraq War “Drifting Sideways”
On a narrow mountain road with a drunk at the wheel.
700-Mile Border Fence Targets
Those Who Would Undermine
Our Freedoms

By watering our lawns.
 
 
REMINDER
  What happens in Congress stays in Congress.
 
Condi: July '01 Terror Warnings
From Tenet Were Nothing New

Had been ignoring same stuff for months.
Military Spending Bill Allocates $20 Million for Post-War Victory Party
Featuring insurgents' favorite food, entertainment.
Rank-And-File Republicans
Split on Hastert

Some want to throw him overboard, others want to throw him under a bus.
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