SHUTDOWN'S EFFECTS
GROWING MORE NOTICEABLE
Traffic signals in nation's capital (right) have
been off since Thursday. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Captures Al Qaeda Leader
Linked to 1998 Bombings
But lets him go, citing shutdown. |
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Swarms of Jellyfish Force
Closures of Nuclear Plants in
Sweden, California, Japan, India
Demand to speak to our leader. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Double
Bill: John Paul II Will
Be Made a Saint Along With
John XXIII in April
Fulfilling fast-track canonization clause in his
Pope Agreement. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Forced to Cancel
Trip to Asia
All translators have been furloughed. |
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Republicans Agree to Raise
Debt Ceiling
If Obama releases his birth certificate. |
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REMINDER |
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Living above the poverty line is the best revenge. |
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NC Attorney General Defending
State's New Voting Rules
Suppressing Minorities Against
Federal Lawsuit, Says Law is
Supported by “Vast Majority”
Which is opening argument for feds. |
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California Bans Revenge Porn
And requires revenge porn actors to wear condoms. |
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LAW |
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Supreme Court to Hear
“Raging Bull” Case
Antonin “Raging Bull” Scalia
recuses himself. |
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