| TECHNOLOGY |
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Silicon Valley Group Wants
to Build Floating City in
South Pacific
Governed by homeowners association. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Surgeons Usually
Republican, Psychiatrists
Usually Democrat
Patients undergoing surgery usually
Republican, patients undergoing
psychotherapy usually Democrat. |
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| SPORTS |
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Scores: Indians, Redskins Win
Chiefs lose. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 23 Adorable
Panda Cubs Gathered for Cameras
Soon they'll be fed 23 adorable bunnies. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the best GOP strategy
to lower the risk that all Republican candidates will
be dragged down by Trump in November? |
| A ) | Invite Trump
to a fundraiser for him in a fancy penthouse, then leave, locking all
the doors behind them. |
| B ) | Start a new party,
“The Elephant Party,” with Mike Pence as the
presidential nominee, Paul Ryan as veep. |
| C ) | From now until
election day, whenever Trump starts talking, cover your
ears and yell, “I can’t hear you! I can’t hear you!” |
| Hint: If you’ve ever tried covering your
ears and yelling, you know how effective that can be. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Incidents of Unruly Airline
Passengers Up 16% From Last Year
Add-on charges, cramped seating, dreadful food,
long lines, missed connections, lost
luggage “unrelated” say airlines. |
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