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BOMBS DROPPED
ON KABUL
Food
dropped on refugees; money
dropped on allies. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Rubble Relocation Effort Begins in
Afghanistan
Aerial bombardment makes large piles
smaller, small piles larger. |
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Hell Joins U.S. Anti-Terror
Coalition
Provides no direct military aid, but
allows use of air space. |
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U.S. Pleased With Sudan's
Cooperation in Crisis
Of all the rogue states supporting
murderous terrorists, Sudan has been
"the friendliest." |
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Bin Laden Claims
Responsibiltiy
Takes credit for cancellation
of Emmy Awards. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Operation Enduring Freedom
Adds
Home Front Component
Operation Enduring Police State. |
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Experts Scheduled to Testify
on Failures of U.S. Intelligence
Vladimir Putin is first witness. |
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REMINDER
That swarthy,
unsavory-looking man
fidgeting in the seat
next to you is probably
an air marshal. |
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Signs of Normalcy Returning
Americans staying home, watching mindless
TV shows, ignoring the world around them. |
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Airline Bailout Comes With
Valuable Dividend
Congressmen who voted for it will
divide 15 billion “frequent flier” miles. |
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| QUOTE
OF THE WEEK |
“With
friends like these, who
needs enemies?” |
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President George W. Bush |
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