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GROUP OF 8 DEBATES MAJOR TRADE AND
ECONOMIC ISSUES
And why there are ten of them when there
are only supposed to be eight. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Putin: Syrian Rebels Eat Their Enemies' Organs
In case you're ever invited to dinner. |
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Afghanistan: U.S., Taliban
To Meet for First Time
In gesture of friendship, Americans will present them
with rare ancient artifact they can destroy. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Internet Billionaire
Owes California $2.5 Million for Holding His Wedding
in Redwood Forest
And for serving condor under glass to his guests. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Construction of 700 More Miles of Border
Fence Part of Immigration Bill
Would provide thousands of jobs for immigrants. |
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Good News: Our Civil Liberties Are
Being Protected by The Privacy and Civil
Liberties Protection Board
Bad news: it hasn't met in years. |
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Head of DHS Biowatch Admits to
Congress There Have Been 37 False
Alarms
Part of Operation Cry Wolf. |
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| REMINDER |
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Good 700-mile fences make good neighbors. |
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FBI Admits It Operates Drones
But mostly as a hobby. |
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California Has Restrictions That
Prevent Crazy Criminals From
Backing U-Haul Up to Gun Shop,
Filling it With Ammunition
You have to fill out a bunch of forms to rent
a U-Haul. |
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North Korea Calls for Senior-Level Talks
With U.S.
To discuss terms of our surrender. |
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