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Arafat Calls on Palestinians
to
"Completely Stop" Terror
Attacks
Supersedes previous call to "mostly
stop." |
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Israel Building Fence
Around West Bank
Will become first gated community that
accepts Jews. |
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India, Pakistan Say Nuclear
Arsenals Kept Them From War
Recommend further proliferation. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Gives CIA OK to
Covertly Kill Hussein
Iraqi leader "must not know of our
plans," he tells country. |
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Compromise Expected on
Permitting Guns in the Cockpit
Would allow pilots to carry box-cutters. |
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High Court Sets Minimum
Intelligence for Death Penalty
Presiding judge must have at least a 70
IQ. |
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 Former "Dukes of
Hazzard" Actor
Running for Congress
Ben "Cooter" Jones hopes
to join "Gopher" ("The
Love Boat"), "Goober"
("Andy Griffith Show"), and
"Grover" ("Sesame Street") in
the House of Representatives. |
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| GUEST COLUMNIST |
Artifact Boxes
for You
and Your Cellmates
Take
any medium-sized
cardboard box, line with
brightly colored tissue
paper, divide with
crisscrossed inserts from
wine boxes, and you'll
have an inexpensive
storage container with
separate areas, ready to
personalize with labels:
"My Stuff: Keep Your
Fuckin' Mitts Off,"
or, "Squeaky's
Section: Touch This and
Die." Try creating
different messages for
each storage area and
brighten the exterior
with pine cones or
pressed, dried flowers. |
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| U. S. NEWS - CONTINUED |
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All Reporters Evacuated
From Nation's Capital
Due to Terrorist Threat
Administration expects more threats,
may call for reporters' permanent
removal. |
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