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SENATE ISSUES FORMAL
APOLOGY FOR SLAVERY
“We goofed,” says Harry Reid. |
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Venezuela Offers Support for
Ahmadinejad
Chavez sends him Citgo gift card. |
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 No One
Has Seen Kim Jong-il's Son
in 15 Years
Which makes Kim
Jong-un (left, at age 11) his ideal successor. |
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Tokyo: Groping Complaints
May Mean Men-Only,
Women-Only Train Cars
And one car reserved just for groping. |
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 Obama
Angers PETA for Killing Fly
During TV Interview
Group spokesperson says fly had
“many happy hours left to
live.” |
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Obama Compares Health Care to
“Ticking Time Bomb”
Justifies torture of certain key
Republicans. |
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Sotomayor Resigns From
All-Women's Club After GOP Pressure
First step in process of “tearing
down old girl's network,” says one
Republican congressman. |
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Txtngs
th nw lngua frnca. |
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White House Blocks Access
To Visitor Logs
Inquiries about Joe Biden's secretive
energy task force rebuffed. |
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Right Wing Racist Anti-Semite Who
Killed Guard at Holocaust Museum
Had Child Porn on His Computer
An indication of serious problems. |
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Federal Judge Rejects DOJ
Argument in Cheney Case that Future Veeps
Would Withhold Info from FBI for Fear of
Becoming ‘Fodder for Daily
Show’
Strict constructionist says Founding
Fathers didn’t watch late night TV. |
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