| MORSI, MUSLIM BOTHERHOOD
CANDIDATE, WINS EGYPT'S |
 PRESIDENCY
He'll now wield as much power as our
vice president. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran Says It's Being Bullied
Says world powers should be required
to attend sensitivity training. |
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Circulation Plunges at Inspire, Al Qaeda's
English-Language Magazine
After numerous subscribers turn up
on Obama's “kill list.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Scientists Discover
How Easter Islanders Moved Giant Statues
Apparently, they hired tourists (shown). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Romney Endorses Rep. Ryan's
Tax Plan, Which Would Lower
Romney's Taxes by 12%
And double Obama's. |
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Asian Immigrants to U.S. Surpass
Hispanics for First Time
Well-educated Asians willing to
do jobs Americans can't comprehend. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's not you, it's the greenhouse
gases trapped in the atmosphere. |
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Report: Families Lost 40% of Net Worth in
2007-2010 Recession
But now saving money by living in
their cars. |
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| POLITICS |
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John Kerry Will Stand in for
Romney in Obama's Prep Debate
Romney will rehearse by debating
Cedric the Entertainer. |
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