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 NO. 803 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 22 - 28, 2016 

Feb 15
Feb 29
CLINTON EDGES SANDERS IN NEVADA CAUCUS
But fails to beat the spread.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Ends “One-Child” Era
Begins “Two Enough, Three Too Many” era.
Britain to Vote in June on
Leaving European Union

And filling Chunnel with cement.
10 Million African Kids
Obese or Overweight

And that's the good news.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Flying Car Just Two Years Away, Says Manufacturer
Driverless flying car just four years away.
U. S. NEWS
Apple Won't Unlock iPhone for FBI
Not without a Genius Bar appointment.
Consumer Products Safety Commission Determines Hoverboards Unsafe
After two commissioners break their hips and a third commissioner's house burns down.
 
REMINDER
  It's a Leap Year, change the batteries in your pacemaker.
 
Kentucky Lawmaker's Bill Would
Require Men Seeking Viagra to
Bring Note From Wife

Preferably, their own wife.
Report: Hate Groups Increased
By 15% in 2015

Buoying Republican hopes in 2016.
 
POLITICS
Trump: I'd Go Further Than
Waterboarding

To secure the nomination.
Jeb Drops Out
With an exclamation point.
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