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REPORT: 41
WANTS JEB TO BE 44
So he can pardon 43. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Increases Number of
Iraqi War Refugees It Will
Accept From 600 to 7,000
Leaves only 3,793,000 Iraqi war refugees
out in the cold. |
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Report: Intelligence Agencies
Have Lost Bin Laden's Trail
“Who?” asks Robert Gates. |
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| GALACTIC NEWS |
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Darth Vader Slams Critics of
Death Star Mission
Says they undermine morale of Storm
Troopers. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Record Trade Deficit in '06
Analysis: for each foreign-made
automobile we import, we export one
American-made bumper sticker. |
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Press Secretary “Not
Sure Anything Went Wrong” in Iraq
War Planning
Snow says White House planned all along for
disastrous quagmire. |
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| REMINDER |
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Movie
sequels are better than
ever. |
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Congress Finding Ways Around
New Lobbying Rules
A handshake now means $100, a wink $1000,
a nod $2000. |
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Drop in Number of Smokers
Severely Reducing State Tax Revenues
States may be forced to run pro-smoking
public service announcements. |
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