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 NO. 702 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 24 - MAR 2, 2014 

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WORLD NEWS
UN REPORT ACCUSES KIM JONG UN OF CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
List includes executions, purges, torture, rape, and putting Dennis Rodman back in the news.
Two Sides in 2nd Round of Syrian
Peace Talks Fail to Agree on
Agenda, End Talks

Agree to keep fighting until talks resume.
U.S. Reassures Persian Gulf Allies
Reminds them of our consistent support of repressive monarchies.
Analysis: Ukraine Ideologically Split Down Middle
Half capitalist lapdogs, half Soviet apologists.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
New Georgia License Plate Features Confederate Flag
For drivers who prefer not to be pulled over by police.
U. S. NEWS
Future of Reliable F-18 Fighter-
Bomber Uncertain as Navy Moves Ahead With Far More Expensive, Problem-Plagued F-35

“Progress,” says a spokeman.
Minutes of Fed Meetings as
Financial Crisis Unfolded Reveal
Cautious Optimism

Until kid who delivered their lunch got laid off.
 
REMINDER
  The definition of insanity is repeating the definition of insanity over and over again with the same result.
 
Arizona Passes Bill Allowing Businesses to Refuse Service to Gays
Rejects more moderate measure allowing shoddy service.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Head of Safety for Hanford, WA
Nuclear Site Fired for
“Unprofessional Conduct”

Specifically, for suggesting there were serious safety issues that were being ignored.
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