Ironic Times

NO. 23 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2001

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BUSH BLURTS OUT TOP SECRET NUCLEAR CODE
Military acts quickly to change it. “No harm done,” says Powell.
WORLD NEWS
Iraqi Bombing Justified, Says Pentagon
Bombs were approaching their expiration date.
Powell to Visit Middle East
Hopes to do some sightseeing, shopping.
France Developing Own
Missile Defense

So-called "Flying Cuisinart" slices and dices incoming missiles.
 
BUSINESS
Consumer Confidence Drops
to New Low

Average consumer "afraid to come out of the house."
Com.Org Bought by Org.Com
Net.org, com.net deal also in works.
 
U. S. NEWS
Greenspan "Confident" We're
Not Entering a Recession

But, just in case, he's moving to Borneo.
Giuliani Condemns
"Anti-Catholic" Art

New York Mayor wants painting depicting adultery removed from Brooklyn Museum.
Clinton to Rent Office Space in Harlem
Will use it to sell stolen goods.
 
REMINDER
There's nothing good on.
 
LAW
Serial Killer Went on Rampage After Seeing "Macbeth," Says Lieberman
Senator wants Shakespeare play banned.
EMINEM SWORN IN AS NEW DRUG CZAR
Bush: "We need a Drug Czar who knows where the drugs are!"
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