Ironic Times

 NO. 128 "Expect the Ironic" FEB 24 -MAR 2, 2003 

Feb 17
Mar 3
 
PRES. BUSH
UNDETERRED
BY PROTESTS

"I'm still going to wear fur," he says.
WORLD NEWS
"Regime Change" Already Working
In England.
Military Buildup in Gulf Reaches Readiness Level
More Hummers in Kuwait than all of Beverly Hills.
Turkey Stands Ready to Join
Crusade Against Evil

If the price is right.
Bush: Iraq a Lesson to U.S. Foes
If you attack us, we will strike back at somebody else with overwhelming force.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Armageddon Captured by Amateur Photographer
“I just got lucky,” he tells Jay Leno on final Tonight Show.
U. S. NEWS
Bad News: Washington D.C.
Paralyzed by Blizzard

Good news: Washington D.C. paralyzed by blizzard.
Latest Poll: Those Who Supported
War Now Having Doubts

Those who had doubts now favor it.
Gas Prices Soar Beyond
Two Dollars a Gallon

But Americans refuse to panic, carpool.
 
 
REMINDER
     The first casualty of war is
     regular programming.
 
Some Budget Provisions Questioned
Particularly the allocation of $1 billion for rose-colored glasses.
U.S. Planning New Generation of Smaller, Lower-Yield Nuclear Weapons
Designed for today's on-the-go lifestyle.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
U.S. Military to Install Yet Unnamed Civilian to Rule Iraq After War
Will announce winner on "Who Wants to Rule Iraq" on ABC.
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