Ironic Times

 NO. 180 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 23 - 29, 2004 

Feb 16
Mar 1
 
SIGNS POINT TO SOME INCREASE IN HIRING
Roboceptionist Valerie (right) says she's "thrilled" with new job, hopes other roboceptionists will be hired soon.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan, India Hold First Talks
Discuss possible start date for nuclear war.
Iraq: U.S. Will Oppose Any Government Based on Religious Law
Wants to avoid another United States.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
  Union of Concerned Scientists
Says Bush Administration
Suppresses Science

Spokesman for group (above, center) pleads case before administration officials.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Makes Campaign Visit to National Guard Base
Will count it as time served.
Schwarzenegger Wants to
Halt Gay Marriages

And legalize group sex.
Housing Starts Down
Homeless starts up.
 
REMINDER
   From space, there are no red
   states or blue states.
 
Ashcroft Creates Special FBI
Unit to Focus Exclusively on
Porn Investigations

Overwhelmed by deluge of applicants.
L.A. Traffic Worst in Nation
Based on poll of late-night comics.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Used Navy F/A-18 Fighter
Jet for Sale on eBay for
$9 Million

Seller a little old lady who only took it for short trips to the store.
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