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 NO. 389 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 25 - MAR 2, 2008 

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MADAME TUSSAUDS UNVEILS WAX HILLARY, OBAMA
Whoever loses will be melted down to make McCain.
 
WORLD NEWS
Raul Castro Elected President of Cuba
Ran on promise of “change.”
 
LAW
Mississippi: Law Would Make it
Illegal for Restaurants to Serve Obese

Obese would also be required to use separate restrooms, sit in back of bus.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Newly Discovered Evidence Links Oswald, Ruby
And J. Edgar Hoover, Fidel Castro, Frank Sinatra, the Mafia and Earl Warren.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: History Will Look Favorably
On Iraq War

Just as it does on Vietnam.
Fed: Economy Spiraling Out of Control
But otherwise sound.
Gates Hopes to Pull More Troops
After Pause After Surge

Before hiccup during blip following sneeze.
 
REMINDER
  There were some great movies made during the Great Depression.
 
Government Activates “Virtual Fence” Along Border
Barrier will keep out undocumented avatars.
USDA Recalls 143 Million Pounds of Hamburger Meat
Shown: agents removing most of it.
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