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 NO. 706 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 24 - 30, 2014 

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MAP OF EUROPE CHANGES AGAIN
And it's still Putin's turn.
 
WORLD NEWS
Britain's Five Richest Families Worth More Than Poorest 20%
Slight closing of wealth disparity gap since last survey, in 1837.
Japan: Poor, Unskilled Laborers Given Job of Cleaning Up Damaged Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant
In case you wondered.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
One Strand of Elvis Presley's Hair Sold at Auction in England for $250
Had he lived, his entire head of hair would be worth an estimated $119 billion.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Makes One Last Attempt
To Sign Up Millennials for Health Insurance

Appears in cloying cat video.
Southern California Has Less
Than One Tenth the Bank
Robberies it Had 20 Years Ago

Criminals now top executives at banks.
 
REMINDER
  It's Spring Break, drink and drive responsibly.
 
Leak at New Mexico Nuclear Waste Dump Causes Closure, Incoming Waste Being Stored in Parking Lot
Spokesman: “Not to worry, we've got nuclear waste stored in parking lots all over the country.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Breakfast Getting More Expensive
Scarcity of certain exotic chemicals driving up price of Pop Tarts.
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