Ironic Times

 NO. 236 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 21 - 27, 2005 

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CONDI CHARMS FOREIGN LEADERS
Provocative outfits, whips, chains prove effective in private talks.
WORLD NEWS
Coalition Not Crumbling in Iraq
Moldova still with us.
 
EDUCATION
Harvard Faculty Passes No
Confidence Vote Against Summers

“Must be that time of month,” he speculates.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Kim Jong Il Makes First Public Appearance in Two Months
Shows up at grand opening of Daffy Duck nuclear weapons facility.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Having Trouble Reaching Evangelical Base on Social Security
It's all moot to them if Rapture goes according to plan.
Construction Continues on
World's Largest Rug

When completed, entire prisoner abuse scandal will be swept under it.
 
REMINDER
   Everybody has a blog except you.
 
Parental DVD Filter Bill
Goes to Senate

Law would allow parents to skip inoffensive material, watch only raunchy stuff.
Study: Obesity Will Cut U.S. Life Span
Save Social Security.
 
HIGH TECH
Millions Around Globe Link Computers to Perform Massive Search
Computing power pooled to locate hard-to-find pictures of naked celebrities.
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