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 NO. 341 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 26 - APRIL 1, 2007 

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GIANT 550- PASSENGER JET MAKES ITS DEBUT
Sets record with 124 screaming babies on board.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq Poll: Majority Say Things
Better Under Saddam

Call for regime change in U.S.
France Opens Long-Classified
UFO Files

Everything from accounts of “flying baguettes” to “hovering berets” now available to public.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Report: Campground Below Skywalk Overrun With Upskirt Perverts
Tribe: Skywalk will soon add slot machines.
U. S. NEWS
White House Unwilling to Compromise On Rove, Miers Testimony
“They can take it all the way to our good friends at the Supreme Court,” says spokesman.
U.S. Military Non-Combat Efforts Now Include Building Schools, Hospitals
Got idea from Hezbollah.
 
 
REMINDER
  Mistakes were made.
 
DOJ Ordered Weakening Case Against Tobacco Companies, Rewrote Government’s Closing Argument
Forced prosecutor to wear propeller beanie.
Pet Owners' Ability to Sue Pet
Food Companies for Damages
Depends on Breed, Cost of Pet

Just like for humans.
Study: One-Third of Washington, D.C. Residents Functionally Illiterate
Based on millions of government documents.
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