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 NO. 549 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 21 - 27, 2011 

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OPERATION ODYSSEY DAWN BEGINS
Based on the motion picture of the same name.
 
WORLD NEWS
The United States Warns U.S. Citizens Against Travel to Libya
Suggests armed insurrection, government's bloody reprisals, U.S. stealth bombers, Tomahawk missile attacks could mar vacation plans.
Prince Andrew Demoted From
Post as Trade Ambassador

Change in policy calls for fewer exported scandals.
 
PUBLISHING
Al Qaeda Launches Women's Magazine
Aimed at today's obedient woman.
U. S. NEWS
Clinton Tells Iran to Stop Meddling in Bahrain and Other Arab States
“If there's any meddling to be done, it will be done by us.”
Four in Ten American Millionaires
Say They Don't Feel Rich

When asked for money.
 
REMINDER
  It's too soon to make jokes about Gilbert Gottfried.
 
NRA Declines Invitation to
Meet With Obama

He'd asked they come unarmed.
Texas Group Providing College Scholarships for White Males
Same group that provides free medical care to the rich.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Good News: 70,000-Member Internet Pedophile Ring Broken Up
Bad news: SEVENTY THOUSAND!
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