Ironic Times

 NO. 80 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 25 - 31, 2002 

Mar 18
Apr 1
 
JACK IN MIDDLE EAST FOR PEACE TALKS
Also to promote his new $1.99 chicken sandwich.
 
WORLD NEWS
Poverty Summit Brings World
Leaders Together

Play golf, dine, agree to meet next year.
Zimbabwe Election Was Rigged
"Almost as bad as Florida," say international observers.
"Jerry Springer: The Opera"
Begins Rehearsals in London

Producers still looking for a mezzo-soprano who can take a punch.
 
TRAVEL
Security Screenings at Airports Improving
However, delays, complaints are common.
U. S. NEWS
Campaign Finance Reform Passes Senate; Bans Large Group Donations
Candidates must now buy office with their own money, their wife's money, or help from friendly fat cats.
Tom Ridge in Undisclosed Location
Head of Homeland Security secure from Congress.
 
REMINDER
This is a good time of year to pause and reflect, but not if you're in a rush.
 
FBI Cracks Major Child Porn Ring
Arrest police, priests, doctors, judges,
teachers, firemen, coaches, Boy Scout leaders, Big Bird & Santa Claus.
States Demand Harsher
Penalties for Microsoft

Said to favor death penalty for Gates.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Bush Proposes $7 Billion Tax Relief
for Small Business Owners

And $104 billion estate tax relief for super-rich.
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